Avoid People With Gold Teeth Who Want

The Surgeon General Warned Today That Saliva Causes Stomach Cancer. But Apparently Only When Swallowed In Small Amounts Over A Long Period Of Time.

If Churches Want To Play The Game Of Politics, Let Them Pay Admission Like Everyone Else.

I Grew Up In New York Wanting To Be Like Those Funny Men In The Movies And On The Radio.

I Was Never A Pipe Or Bong Man. That's California Stuff. I Was An Eastern Roller.

I Couldn't Commit Suicide If My Life Depended On It.