What Year Did Jesus Think It Was?

When Someone Asks You, A Penny For Your Thoughts, And You Put Your Two Cents In, What Happens To The Other Penny?

Who Decides When The Applause Should Die Down? It Seems Like It's A Group Decision; Everyone Begins To Say To Themselves At The Same Time, "well, Okay, That's Enough Of That."

I'm 63 Now. But That's Just 17 Celsius.

The Day After Tomorrow Is The Third Day Of The Rest Of Your Life.

Bullshit Is Truly The American Soundtrack.