What Year Did Jesus Think It Was?

Don't Give Your Money To The Church. They Should Be Giving Their Money To You.

Do You Think Sammy Davis Ate Junior Mints?

People Love To Admit They Have Bad Handwriting Or That They Can't Do Math. And They Will Readily Admit To Being Awkward: 'i'm Such A Klutz!' But They Will Never Admit To Having A Poor Sense Of Humor Or Being A Bad Driver.

We Are A Nation Of Sheep, And Someone Else Owns The Grass.

We Now Buy Watches Primarily For Their Looks, Price, Or Additional Functions. The Fact That They Tell Time Seems Lost.