I've Been A Performer For A Long

When It Comes To Bullshit, You Have To Stand In Awe Of The All-time Champion Of False Promises And Exaggerated Claims: Religion... Religion Easily Has The Greatest Bullshit Story Ever Told. Religion Has Actually Convinced People That There's An Invisible Man Living In The Sky Who Watches Everything You Do.

Why Do They Put Braille On The Drive-through Bank Machines?

I Simply Decided That Dope Wasn't Worth The Ritual.

The Caterpillar Does All The Work, But The Butterfly Gets All The Publicity.

People Always Tell Me "have A Nice Day." Well What If I Don't Want To? What If I Want To Have A Crappy Day?