I May Not Be The Bestest Pitcher

Don't Pray When It Rains If You Don't Pray When The Sun Shines.

If A Man Can Beat You, Walk Him.

Smile Well And Often, It Makes People Wonder What You've Been Up To.

They Said I Was The Greatest Pitcher They Ever Sawi Couldnt Understand Why They Couldnt Give Me No Justice.

One Time I Snuck A Ball On With Me And When I Went To Winding Up, I Threw One Of Them Balls To First And One To Second. I Was So Smooth I Picked Off Both Runners And Fanned The Batter Without That Ump Or The Other Team Even Knowing It.