I May Not Be The Bestest Pitcher

Avoid Fried Meats Which Angry Up The Blood. If Your Stomach Disputes You, Lie Down And Pacify It With Cool Thoughts. Keep The Juices Flowing By Jangling Around Gently As You Move. Go Very Light On The Vices, Such As Carrying On In Society. The Social Ramble Ain't Restful. Avoid Running At All Times. Don't Look Back. Something Might Be Gaining On You.

Smile Well And Often, It Makes People Wonder What You've Been Up To.

Never Let Your Head Hang Down. Never Give Up And Sit Down And Grieve. Find Another Way.

If Your Stomach Disputes You, Lie Down And Pacify It With Cool Thoughts.

It's Funny What A Few No-hitters Do For A Body.