Men Don't Get Cellulite. God Might Just

Not One Man In A Beer Commercial Has A Beerbelly.

Men Would Like Monogamy Better If It Sounded Less Like Monotony.

Men Accept Compliments Much Better Than Women Do. Example: "mitch, You Look Great." Mitch: "thanks." On The Other Side: "ruth, You Look Great." Ruth: "i Do? Must Be The Lighting."

Men Who Drink Herbal Teas Are Seldom Serial Killers.

Be Careful Of Men Who Are Bald And Rich; The Arrogance Of "rich" Usually Cancels Out The Nice Of "bald".