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Yes, I've Now Got This Nice Little Apartment In New York, One Of Those L-shaped Ones. Unfortunately, It's A Lower Case L.

I Worry About Las Vegas Schools. I Hear In Math, They Only Teach Them To Count To 21.

Cats Are A Waste Of Fur.

I Love Being Married. It's So Great To Find That One Special Person You Want To Annoy For The Rest Of Your Life.

If I Say A Joke And The Audience Laughs It Makes Me Feel Good.