The Best Birthdays Of All Are Those

The Secret Of Writing Comedy Is To Know Where It's All Going, Then Get Ahead Of It.

It's Mandatory In This Day And Age To Be Considered To Have A Sense Of Humor And To Demonstrate It. You're Not Paying Me For A Joke, You're Paying Me For The Right Joke.

New Yorkers Are So Impersonal, If It Wasn't For Muggings There Wouldn't Be Any Contact At All!

I'd Like To Say A Few Words About One Of The Most Popular Concepts In The Modern Education--show And Tell. Show And Tell Is A Device Created By Grammar Schools To Communicate Family Secrets To 32 Other Families Before 9:15 Am In The Morning.

Economists Can Certainly Disappoint You. One Said That The Economy Would Turn Up By The Last Quarter. Well, I'm Down To Mine And It Hasn't.