The Best Birthdays Of All Are Those

If At First You Don't Succeed-try, Try Again. Don't Think Of It As Failure. Think Of It As Timed-release Success.

Humor Is A Marvelous Communications Tool, As Reagan Has Demonstrated So Well. He Has Weathered Many A Storm That Others Might Not Have. With Reagan, People Just Say, 'there He Goes Again.' A Sense Of Humor Allows A President To Back Off A Little From The Tensions Of The Moment And Take A Calmer View Of Things.

Quit Worrying About Your Health. It'll Go Away.

If Somebody Accuses You In A Story Of Being A Crook, You Can Demand That They Prove It. But If A Comic Says It And You Protest, People Say, 'what's The Matter, You Can't Take A Joke?

There Are Only Two Kinds Of People In This World. The Realists And The Dreamers. The Realists Know Where They Are Going And The Dreamers Have Already Been There.