The Best Birthdays Of All Are Those

With My Luck, If I Ever Invested In General Motors, They'd Bust It To Corporal!

An Economist Is Someone Who Knows All The Answers To Last Years' Questions.

A Graduation Ceremony Is An Event Where The Commencement Speaker Tells Thousands Of Students Dressed In Identical Caps And Gowns That 'individuality' Is The Key To Success.

The Playboy Calendar This Year Has Some Tiptop Models. Any More Top And They'd Tip.

The Next Time You Feel Like Complaining, Remember That Your Garbage Disposal Probably Eats Better Than 30 Percent Of The People In The World