A Compliment Is Verbal Sunshine.

The World Now Has So Many Problems That If Moses Had Come Down From Mount Sinai Today, The Two Tablets He'd Carry Would Be Aspirin.

Older People Shouldn't Eat Health Food, They Need All The Preservatives They Can Get.

Happiness Is Contagious. Be A Carrier!!

I Understand The Big Food Companies Are Developing A Tearless Onion. I Think They Can Do It - After All, They've Already Given Us Tasteless Bread.

Here's To All Volunteers, Those Dedicated People Who Believe In All Work And No Pay.