A Compliment Is Verbal Sunshine.

Happiness Is A Very Small Desk And A Very Big Wastebasket.

The Next Time You Feel Like Complaining, Remember That Your Garbage Disposal Probably Eats Better Than 30 Percent Of The People In The World

Every Day I Get Up And Look Through The Forbes List Of The Richest People In America. If I'm Not There, I Go To Work.

Never Raise Your Hand To Your Children - It Leaves Your Midsection Unprotected.

An Economist Is Someone Who Knows All The Answers To Last Years' Questions.