A Compliment Is Verbal Sunshine.

Have You Noticed When You Go On A Diet, The First Thing You Lose Is Your Temper.

It May Be The Way The Cookie Crumbles On Madison Avenue, But In Hong Kong Its The Way The Egg Rolls.

Do You Ever Get The Feeling That The Only Reason We Have Elections Is To Find Out If The Polls Were Right?

Did You Ever Figure To Be Living In A Time When Your Check Is Good, But The Bank Bounces?

I Understand The Big Food Companies Are Developing A Tearless Onion. I Think They Can Do It - After All, They've Already Given Us Tasteless Bread.