A Compliment Is Verbal Sunshine.

The Secret Of Writing Comedy Is To Know Where It's All Going, Then Get Ahead Of It.

Every Speaker Has A Mouth; An Arrangement Rather Neat. Sometimes It's Filled With Wisdom. Sometimes It's Filled With Feet.

With My Luck, If I Ever Invested In General Motors, They'd Bust It To Corporal!

Spring Is God's Way Of Saying, 'one More Time!'

I'd Be Surprised If Ronald Reagan Doesn't Run Again. To Us It's A Second Term. To Him It's A Double Feature.