There Is A Bit Of Hans Christian

Read (this Book), Smile, Enjoy, And If You Happen To Learn Something Along The Way, Don't Get Upset.

It (the Double-clarinet In India) Was Primarily Used For Snake Charming, Since The Snake Would Do Almost Anything To Get The Indians To Stop Playing It.

The Difference Between A Violin And A Viola Is That A Viola Burns Longer.

Did You Know That Mozart Had No Arms And No Legs? I've Seen Statues Of Him On People's Pianos.

I Do Not Have A Single White Note On My Piano; My Elephant Smoked Too Much.