There Is A Bit Of Hans Christian

I Only Know Two Pieces; One Is 'clair De Lune' And The Other One Isn't.

Did You Know That Mozart Had No Arms And No Legs? I've Seen Statues Of Him On People's Pianos.

I Know [canned Music] Makes Chickens Lay More Eggs And Factory Workers Produce More. But How Much More Can They Get Out Of You On An Elevator?

Well, All's Fair In Love, War And Fooling The Critics.

My Father Invented A Cure For Which There Was No Disease And Unfortunately My Mother Caught It And Died Of It.