There Is A Bit Of Hans Christian

A Smile Is A Curve Which Can Set A Lot Of Things Straight.

It (the Double-clarinet In India) Was Primarily Used For Snake Charming, Since The Snake Would Do Almost Anything To Get The Indians To Stop Playing It.

If I Have Caused Just One Person To Wipe Away A Tear Of Laughter, That's My Reward.

What Is The Difference Between A Nazi And A Dog?the Nazi Lifts His Arm.

And Now, In Honour Of The 150th Anniversary Of Beethoven's Death, I Would Like To Play 'clear The Saloon', Er, 'clair De Lune', By Debussy. I Don't Play Beethoven So Well, But I Play Debussy Very Badly, And Beethoven Would Have Liked That.