There Is A Bit Of Hans Christian

Mendelssohn Never Wrote Any Water Music. However, He Wrote The Scotch Symphony, Which Is Even Better, Or At Least Stronger.

Santa Claus Has The Right Idea - Visit People Only Once A Year.

My Father Invented A Cure For Which There Was No Disease And Unfortunately My Mother Caught It And Died Of It.

...the Elephant Smoked Too Much.

Well, All's Fair In Love, War And Fooling The Critics.