How Many People Here Have Telekenetic Powers?

I'm A Great Lover, I'll Bet.

I Was Sick Of People Making Fun Of My Hair And So I Cut It Off And I've Got Much More Attention Than Ever Before. It Was Like When Mona Lisa Was Stolen From The Louvre In 1906 - Three Times More People Came To See Where It Used To Be.

Girls Throw Their Panties On The Stage, But Rarely If Ever Do They Fit.

I Think Of My Body As A Temple. Or At Least A Relatively Well-managed Presbyterian Youth Center.

You Know What I Hate The Most? People That Imitate Owls.