How Many People Here Have Telekenetic Powers?

Every Time I See Dan Quayle I Feel Like Buying A Vowel.

When I Wake Up In The Morning, I Just Can't Get Started Until I've Had That First, Piping Hot Pot Of Coffee. Oh, I've Tried Other Enemas.

When I Was Ten, My Family Moved To Downer's Grove, Illinois. When I Was Twelve, I Found Them.

I Lent A Friend Of Mine $10,000 For Plastic Surgery And Now I Don't Know What He Looks Like.

They Call Me Good Time Emo. Because I Love A Good Time! And My Name Is Emo.