Countries Are Making Nuclear Weapons Like There

I Had A Very Close Relationship With Another Kid When I Was Growing Up. I Was His Imaginary Friend.

Christmas Seems To Start Earlier And Earlier Every Year. Like, This Time, It's On December 25th.

They Call Me Good Time Emo. Because I Love A Good Time! And My Name Is Emo.

My Sister Just Had A Baby. We Can Have Company Over. She'll Be In Front Of Everyone With Her Um... Breast... Out Feeding It. You Know... Cereal Or Whatever.

A Mormon Told Me That They Don't Drink Coffee. I Said, "a Cup Of Coffee Every Day Gives You Wonderful Benefits." He Said, "like What?" I Said, "well, It Keeps You From Being Mormon ..."