Countries Are Making Nuclear Weapons Like There

I Thought I Was Raptured Up Into The Air Today; Turns Out, It Was Just My Gas Oven Exploding.

I Never Cheated On My Wife. I Took Seriously Those Vows Of Celibacy.

I Ran Five Miles Today. Then, Finally, I Said, 'here, Lady...take Your Purse.'

Some Comedians Change Their Style, Often To Their Advantage; But I See No Reason Why I Can't Continue With The "urbane Sophisticate" 'til The Day I Die.

I'm Not A Republican... But I Am Saving Up To Be One.