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I Used To Be Scared Of Pretty Girls, Until One Confessed They're Just As Scared Of Me.
-Emo Philips
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I Used To Be Scared Of Pretty
Emo Philips
I Used To Be Scared Of Pretty Girls, Until One Confessed They're Just As Scared Of Me.
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