I Used To Be Scared Of Pretty

I Was At A Bar Nursing A Beer. My Nipple Was Getting Quite Soggy.

I'm Not A Republican... But I Am Saving Up To Be One.

I Think My Ex-girlfriend Has Weekly Lessons With The Devil On How To Be More Evil. I Don't Know What She Charges Him.

I Was Sleeping The Other Night, Alone, Thanks To The Exterminator.

I Was The Kid Next Door's Imaginary Friend.