How Is It Possible That Courtney Love

Last Time I Was In Canada Celine Dion Had Just Given Birth To Identical Twins. Which Is Quite An Achievement Given Her Age And Face.

How Is It Possible That Courtney Love Looks Worse Than Kurt Cobain?

I Like To Roast Things From The Inside Out. I Like To Know What's Going On.

Maybe I'm Corny, But I'm A Big Believer In Second Chances.

My Own Personal Rule Is To Tell Jokes That I Think The Person I'm Making Them About Can Laugh At, To Go Home And Tell Their Family, Oh, My Gosh.