How Is It Possible That Courtney Love

My Life And My Career Have Been A Series Of Happy And Not So Happy Accidents.

Do You Want Me To Apologize After Every Joke? If It Doesn't Offend Somebody It's Probably Not A Joke. It's Probably An Observation That's Not Funny. It's Gotta Offend Somebody Somewhere.

South Park Called...they Want Their Everything Back.

Life Is Short. You Have To Be Able To Laugh At Our Pain Or We Never Move On.

When I See A Good Singer, I Get Teary-eyed. Part Of It Is Jealousy Because All Comedians Are Frustrated Rock Stars. That's A Fact.