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The Good Thing About A Jail Show Is Nobody Gets Up And Walks Out.

How Is It Possible That Courtney Love Looks Worse Than Kurt Cobain?

When I See A Good Singer, I Get Teary-eyed. Part Of It Is Jealousy Because All Comedians Are Frustrated Rock Stars. That's A Fact.

My Parents, Grandparents, Aunts And Uncles Were All Funny, And I Felt That Energy, That Delivery, That Timing, That Sarcasm. All That Stuff Seeped Into My Brain.

I Think Jersey Stands Alone, And Because I'm From Jersey, I Never Make Fun Of Where People Are From. I'll Make Fun Of What They Look Like, But I'll Never Make Fun Of Where They Are From. Jersey Is Special.