I Like To Roast Things From The

Comics Just Don't Retire. They Either Die Young Or They Go To 100.

My Best Friend Is Disabled. There's Nothing He Hates More Than Being Left Out Of The Jokes, To Be Treated With Kid Gloves. That's The Insult.

Comedians A Lot Of Times We're On The Road, We're By Our Self. We Come Home To New York To Our Empty One-bedroom Apartment, You Know, And We Need A Place To Go Where You See A Bunch Of Other Miserable People Sit Around And Eat A Corned Beef Sandwich.

My Life And My Career Have Been A Series Of Happy And Not So Happy Accidents.

I Want The Roast To Be Like A Party Where Everybody Goes And Has A Good Time.