Maybe I'm Corny, But I'm A Big

My Life And My Career Have Been A Series Of Happy And Not So Happy Accidents.

Comedy Comes From Pain, And No One Knows That Better Than This Woman Roseanne Barr—who Was Molested As A Child. Uch. That Poor Molester. Roseanne Never Got Over It. She Felt Violated. She Had Trust Issues. She Never Got The Candy He Promised Her.

As Soon As You Start Analyzing Comedy Is When The World Starts To Fall Apart, And We're Second Guessing It. And We Are Way Too Sensitive.

I Like To Roast Things From The Inside Out. I Like To Know What's Going On.

I Would Vote For You For President But I'm Against Big Government.