My Own Personal Rule Is To Tell

As Soon As You Start Analyzing Comedy Is When The World Starts To Fall Apart, And We're Second Guessing It. And We Are Way Too Sensitive.

Instead Of Running For President, Why Don’t You Try Walking On A Treadmill?

My Parents, Grandparents, Aunts And Uncles Were All Funny, And I Felt That Energy, That Delivery, That Timing, That Sarcasm. All That Stuff Seeped Into My Brain.

Comedians A Lot Of Times We're On The Road, We're By Our Self. We Come Home To New York To Our Empty One-bedroom Apartment, You Know, And We Need A Place To Go Where You See A Bunch Of Other Miserable People Sit Around And Eat A Corned Beef Sandwich.

Ninety Percent Of All Prisoners In All Jails Get Out Some Day. So Why Not Give Them A Little Levity In What's Otherwise A Very Dark Life?