My Own Personal Rule Is To Tell

I Think Jersey Stands Alone, And Because I'm From Jersey, I Never Make Fun Of Where People Are From. I'll Make Fun Of What They Look Like, But I'll Never Make Fun Of Where They Are From. Jersey Is Special.

Before You Can Be All Deprecating It's Helpful To Be Self-deprecating.

Comics Just Don't Retire. They Either Die Young Or They Go To 100.

I Like To Roast Things From The Inside Out. I Like To Know What's Going On.

In Boston Where Community Policing Is So Important, They Don't Necessarily Have To Like Each Other, But They Know Each Other. The Cops In Boston Make It Their Business To Get Out Of Their Vehicles, To Engage The Public, To Walk Around The Neighborhoods. They Live In The Community That They Police. And I Think These Things Help.