When You Don't Have Love, It's Like

True Love Is When You're Cheating On A Person But The Thought Of Them Still Makes Your Eyes Smile!

Strip Clubs Are Great Places To Meet Interesting People You Only Wanna Know For About 40 Minutes.

If Haters Or Whatever Want To Find You - I Mean, Some Of Them Are So Tenacious. You Want To Hire Them To Work For You. Theyre Very, Very Savvy In Terms Of How They Find You And Get To You.

I Can Smell Bullshit From A Mile Away But It's So Much Harder To Detect When It's Around You All Day.

You Know You're Lazy When You Run Out Of Toilet Paper And Use The Cardboard Roll To Wipe With.