They Used To Beat Me Up After

I Love Singing Along To The Radio While I'm Riding In The Back Of A Squad Car.

I Did Stand-up Comedy For Seventeen Years. I Need To Explore Other Things.

When Someone's Running Late Through An Airport, I Hope They Miss Their Flight So They Can Meet The Love Of Their Life At The Duty Free Shop.

Sometimes Sex Is Just A Way To Escape Having To Talk To That Person.

I Don't Like Littering And I Think It Leads To Terrorist Activities.