I Got Kicked Out Of Ballet Class

If A Man Prepares Dinner For You And The Salad Contains Three Or More Types Of Lettuce, He Is Serious.

I Never Panic When I Get Lost. I Just Change Where It Is I Want To Go.

How Come When You Mix Water And Flour Together You Get Glue...and Then You Add Eggs And Sugar And You Get Cake? Where Does The Glue Go?

All Men Think That They're Nice Guys. Some Of Them Are Not. Contact Me For A List Of Names.

Neurotics Build Castles In The Air, Psychotics Live In Them. My Mother Cleans Them.