I Got Kicked Out Of Ballet Class

Men Don't Live Well By Themselves. They Don't Even Live Like People. They Live Like Bears With Furniture.

Some Women Hold Up Dresses That Are So Ugly And They Always Say The Same Thing: 'this Looks Much Better On.' On What? On Fire?

Women Are More Accommodating. If A Woman Drinks The Last Glass Of Apple Juice In The Refrigerator, She'll Make More Apple Juice. If A Man Drinks The Last Glass Of Apple Juice, He'll Just Put Back The Empty Container.

Men Who Write Love Letters Don't Live In This Century.

When Four Or More Men Get Together, They Talk About Sports.