I Got Kicked Out Of Ballet Class

I Had Teeth That Stuck Out So Far, I Used To Eat Other Kids' Candy Bars By Accident.

To Attract Men, I Wear A Perfume Called 'new Car Interior.'

There Are Different Kinds Of Humor, Some Is Sarcastic, Some Introspective. Introspective Fit My Personality Better.

Men Who Can Eat Anything They Want And Not Gain Weight Should Do It Out Of Sight Of The Women They're Married To.

If It's Attention You Want, Don't Get Involved With A Man During Play-off Season.