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I Got Kicked Out Of Ballet Class Because I Pulled A Groin Muscle. It Wasn't Mine.
-Rita Rudner
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I Got Kicked Out Of Ballet Class
Rita Rudner
I Got Kicked Out Of Ballet Class Because I Pulled A Groin Muscle. It Wasn't Mine.
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