Honesty Pays, But It Doesn't Seem To

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty.

The Worst Waste Of Breath, Next To Playing A Saxophone, Is Advising A Son

There's Another Advantage To Being Poor - A Doctor Will Cure You Faster.

The Longer It Takes You To Select A Cantaloupe, The Worse It Is!

One Of The Simple But Genuine Pleasures In Life Is Getting Up In The Morning And Hurrying To A Mousetrap You Set The Night Before.