Honesty Pays, But It Doesn't Seem To

It Is No Disgrace To Be Poor, But It Might As Well Be.

It Don't Make No Difference What Is Is, A Woman'll Buy Anything She Thinks A Store Is Losin' Money On.

Bees Are Not As Busy As We Think They Are. They Just Can't Buzz Any Slower.

The Worst Feature Of A New Baby Is Its Mother's Singing.

The Longer It Takes You To Select A Cantaloupe, The Worse It Is!