Honesty Pays, But It Doesn't Seem To

No Matter How Much Strong Black Coffee We Drink, Almost Any After- Dinner Speech Will Counteract It.

Of All The Unbearable Nuisances, The Ignoramus That Has Traveled Is The Worst.

We Like Little Children, Because They Tear Out As Soon As They Get What They Want.

When A Woman Says, 'i Don't Wish To Mention Any Names', It Means It Ain't Necessary To Mention Any Names.

The Longer It Takes You To Select A Cantaloupe, The Worse It Is!