Honesty Pays, But It Doesn't Seem To

It Don't Make No Difference What Is Is, A Woman'll Buy Anything She Thinks A Store Is Losin' Money On.

It's Going To Be Fun To Watch And See How Long The Meek Can Keep The Earth Once They Inherit It.

A Never-failing Way To Get Rid Of A Fellow Is To Tell Him Something For His Own Good.

No Woman Can Be Handsome By The Force Of Features Alone, Any More That She Can Be Witty By Only The Help Of Speech.

Don't Knock The Weather; Nine-tenths Of The People Couldn't Start A Conversation If It Didn't Change Once In A While.