Home Is Any Four Walls That Enclose

Marriage Is Like Twirling A Baton, Turning Hand Springs Or Eating With Chopsticks. It Looks Easy Until You Try It.

Home Is Any Four Walls That Enclose The Right Person.

France May Claim The Happiest Marriages In The World, But The Happiest Divorces In The World Are 'made In America.'

At Twenty, A Man Feels Awfully Aged And Blasé; At Thirty, Almost Senile; At Forty, "not So Old"; And At Fifty, Positively Skittish.

Flattery Is Like Wine, Which Exhilarates A Man For A Moment, But Usually Ends By Going To His Head And Making Him Act Foolishly.