A Man Loses His Illusions First, His

The Honeymoon Is Not Actually Over Until We Cease To Stifle Our Sighs And Begin To Stifle Our Yawns.

The Woman Who Appeals To A Man's Vanity May Stimulate Him, The Woman Who Appeals To His Heart May Attract Him, But It Is The Woman Who Appeals To His Imagination Who Gets Him.

A Husband Is What Is Left Of A Lover, After The Nerve Has Been Extracted.

There Is A Vast Difference Between The Savage And The Civilized Man, But It Is Never Apparent To Their Wives Until After Breakfast.

Nothing Annoys A Man As To Hear A Woman Promising To Love Him "forever" When He Merely Wanted Her To Love Him For A Few Weeks.