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The Chief Excitement In A Woman's Life Is Spotting Women Who Are Fatter Than She Is.

Never Worry For Fear You Have Broken A Man's Heart; At The Worst It Is Only Sprained And A Week's Rest Will Put It In Perfect Working Condition Again.

A Fool And Her Money Are Soon Courted.

Some Women Blush When They Are Kissed, Some Call For The Police, Some Swear, Some Bite. But The Worst Are Those Who Laugh.

In Olden Times Sacrifices Were Made At The Altar - A Practice Which Is Still Continued.