Hey Kids! Let's Put On A Show!

I Don't Regret Anything I've Ever Done. I Only Wish I Could Have Done More.

I Just Want To Be A Professional. I Couldn't Live Without Acting.

Hey Kids! Let's Put On A Show!

Look, I Come From Vaudeville, I Come From Burlesque, I Come From Heartaches, I Come From Sadness, I Come From Gladness, I Come From Work And Sweat And Respect For The Craft.

My Marriage License Reads, 'to Whom It May Concern,'