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On Hollywood Turning Its Back On Him: I Wasn't In The Club. You See, I'm Not Going To Be A Stroker. I Never Have Been All My Life.

And That's The Way I Have Always Lived, For The Laughs – Today. N-o-w. No Other Way.

Women Liked Me Because I Made Them Laugh.

I've Been Coming Back Like A Rubber Ball For Years.

Clark Gable Once Said To Me, "'acting School?' [if You Go,] I'll Kill Ya!"