Hey Kids! Let's Put On A Show!

My Marriage License Reads, 'to Whom It May Concern,'

When I Open A Refrigerator Door And The Light Goes On, I Want To Perform.

I Was A Thirteen-year-old Boy For Thirty Years.

I'm The Only Man In The World With A Marriage Licence Made Out To Whom It May Concern.

Women Liked Me Because I Made Them Laugh.