Hey Kids! Let's Put On A Show!

There Were Times When I Was Broke, When I Was Down In Florida And I Had To Go To Cocktail Parties For 500 Bucks - To See The Guy That Used To Be In Pictures. I'm Not Ashamed Of That. I've Never Done Anything That I Was Ashamed Of. I've Done A Lot Of Things I Didn't Mean To Do.

When I Was 19 Years Old, I Was The Number One Star Of The World For Two Years. When I Was 40, Nobody Wanted Me.

God Bless The Universe, God Bless Japanese, Chinese, Indians, All Of Them And Let's Have Peace.

I Keep Going Because If You Stop, You Stop. Why Retire? Inspire.

And That's The Way I Have Always Lived, For The Laughs – Today. N-o-w. No Other Way.