My Marriage License Reads, 'to Whom It

Always Get Married In The Morning. That Way If It Doesn't Work Out, You Haven't Wasted The Whole Day.

. . . Children - Not Kids. Kids Are Goats. I've Always Spoken Of My Children As Children.

Look, I Come From Vaudeville, I Come From Burlesque, I Come From Heartaches, I Come From Sadness, I Come From Gladness, I Come From Work And Sweat And Respect For The Craft.

When I Open A Refrigerator Door And The Light Goes On, I Want To Perform.

It's Confusing. I've Had So Many Wives And So Many Children I Don't Know Which House To Go To First On Christmas.