My Marriage License Reads, 'to Whom It

When I Was 19 Years Old, I Was The Number One Star Of The World For Two Years. When I Was 40, Nobody Wanted Me.

I Hear Jerry Falwell Every Sunday Here Talking About The Devil And Hollywood. . . . I'm Gonna Write Him A Letter. Hollywood Wasn't Built On Filth And Dirt - It Was Built On Talent.

Life Is An Infiltration Course. We All Try And Get Through It. We All Try And Get Through It Unscathed - Maybe Not Hurt, Not Bruised. No Bones Broken, Maybe A Few Hearts Here And There.

I've Been Short All My Life. And If Anyone Wonders What My Dying Wish Will Be, They Can Stop Wondering. That Will Be Easy. I'll Just Tell Them, 'i'll Have A Short Bier.'

It's Confusing. I've Had So Many Wives And So Many Children I Don't Know Which House To Go To First On Christmas.