When I Open A Refrigerator Door And

. . . Children - Not Kids. Kids Are Goats. I've Always Spoken Of My Children As Children.

I've Been Short All My Life. And If Anyone Wonders What My Dying Wish Will Be, They Can Stop Wondering. That Will Be Easy. I'll Just Tell Them, 'i'll Have A Short Bier.'

My Marriage License Reads, 'to Whom It May Concern,'

Hollywood Has Unfortunately Become A Memory. It's Nothing But A Sign On The Side Of A Hill.

Dont Retire - Inspire...theres A Lot To Be Done