Here's A Thought For Sweat Shop Owners:

I Ate One Anchovy, And That Is Why I Did Not Eat Two Anchovies.

If You Boat A Lot, You're Known As A Boating Enthusiast. I Like To Boat, But I Just Don't Want To Ever Be Referred To As A 'boating Enthusiast'. I Hope They Call Me 'a Guy Who Likes To Boat'.

I Bought A House, It's A Two Bedroom House, But I Think It's Up To Me To Decide How Many Bedrooms There Are. This Bedroom Has An Oven In It. This Bedroom Has A Lot Of People Sitting Around Watching Tv. This Bedroom Is Over In That Other Guy's House.

I'm Against Picketing, But I Don't Know How To Show It.

Here's A Thought For Sweat Shop Owners: Air Conditioning. Problem Solved.