Her Singing Reminds Me Of A Cart

There Are Two Golden Rules For An Orchestra: Start Together And Finish Together. The Public Doesn't Give A Damn What Goes On In Between.

Movie Music Is Noise. It's Even More Painful Than My Sciatica.

If An Opera Cannot Be Played By An Organ Grinder, It's Not Going To Achieve Immortality.

At A Rehearsal I Let The Orchestra Play As They Like. At The Concert I Make Them Play As I Like.

Too Much Counterpoint; What Is Worse, Protestant Counterpoint.