Her Singing Reminds Me Of A Cart

Brass Bands Are All Very Well In Their Place - Outdoors And Several Miles Away.

Beethoven's Last Quartets Were Written By A Deaf Man And Should Only Be Listened To By A Deaf Man.

The Function Of Music Is To Release Us From The Tyranny Of Conscious Thought.

Madam, You Have Between Your Legs An Instrument Capable Of Giving Pleasure To Thousands And All You Can Do Is Scratch It.

"have You Heard Any Stockhausen?" Beecham Was Asked. "no, But I Believe I Have Stepped In Some."