I Prefer Offenbach To Bach Often.

What Can You Do With It? It's Like A Lot Of Yaks Jumping About.

I Prefer Offenbach To Bach Often.

We Cannot Expect You To Be With Us All The Time, But Perhaps You Could Be Good Enough To Keep In Touch Now And Again.

Madam, You Have Between Your Legs An Instrument Capable Of Giving Pleasure To Thousands And All You Can Do Is Scratch It.

Great Music Is That Which Penetrates The Ear With Facility And Leaves The Memory With Difficulty. Magical Music Never Leaves The Memory.