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I Prefer Offenbach To Bach Often.

A Soprano In Massenet's Don Quixote Complained That She Had Missed Her Entry In The Aria, "because Mr. Challiapin Always Dies Too Soon." "madam, You Must Be Profoundly In Error," Said Sir Thomas, "no Operatic Star Has Yet Died Half Soon Enough For Me."

All The Arts In America Are A Gigantic Racket Run By Unscrupulous Men For Unhealthy Women.

The Bagpipes Sound Exactly The Same When You Have Finished As When You Started

No Woman Is Worth The Loss Of A Night's Sleep.