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The Grand Tune Is The Only Thing In Music That The Great Public Really Understands.

The Sound Of The Harpsichord Resembles That Of A Bird-cage Played With Toasting-forks.

When Asked Whether He Minded If Someone Smoked In A Non-smoking Compartment. Certainly Not If You Don't Object If I'm Sick.

Magical Music Never Leaves The Memory.

The Bagpipes Sound Exactly The Same When You Have Finished As When You Started