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The Bagpipes Sound Exactly The Same When You Have Finished As When You Started

I Have Just Been All Round The World And Have Formed A Very Poor Opinion Of It.

As You'll Never Hear The Thing Again, My Boy, Why Not Throw In A Couple Of Brass Bands?

No Operatic Star Has Yet Died Soon Enough For Me.

If I Were A Dictator I Should Make It Compulsory For Every Member Of The Population Between The Ages Of Four And Eighty To Listen To Mozart For At Least A Quarter Of An Hour Daily For The Coming Five Years.