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Elgar's First Symphony Is The Musical Equivalent Of St Pancras Railway Station.

Beethoven's Last Quartets Were Written By A Deaf Man And Should Only Be Listened To By A Deaf Man.

No Woman Is Worth The Loss Of A Night's Sleep.

The Sound Of The Harpsichord Resembles That Of A Bird-cage Played With Toasting-forks.

As You'll Never Hear The Thing Again, My Boy, Why Not Throw In A Couple Of Brass Bands?