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Elgar's First Symphony Is The Musical Equivalent Of St Pancras Railway Station.

If I Were A Dictator I Should Make It Compulsory For Every Member Of The Population Between The Ages Of Four And Eighty To Listen To Mozart For At Least A Quarter Of An Hour Daily For The Coming Five Years.

A Musicologist Is A Man Who Can Read Music But Cannot Hear It.

Composers Should Write Tunes That Chauffeurs And Errand Boys Can Whistle.

I Prefer Offenbach To Bach Often.