If An Opera Cannot Be Played By

As You'll Never Hear The Thing Again, My Boy, Why Not Throw In A Couple Of Brass Bands?

If An Opera Cannot Be Played By An Organ Grinder, It's Not Going To Achieve Immortality.

Movie Music Is Noise. It's Even More Painful Than My Sciatica.

A Soprano In Massenet's Don Quixote Complained That She Had Missed Her Entry In The Aria, "because Mr. Challiapin Always Dies Too Soon." "madam, You Must Be Profoundly In Error," Said Sir Thomas, "no Operatic Star Has Yet Died Half Soon Enough For Me."

The Grand Tune Is The Only Thing In Music That The Great Public Really Understands.