Girls Throw Their Panties On The Stage,

When I Was A Kid, I Slept On Rubber Sheets, But Now, I'm A Man. And I Can Take The Wetness!

It's Amazing Where A Joke Might Come From. I Find A Lot Of Humour Just By Metaphorically Turning Things Upside Down Or Literally Like My Wife's Cat.

They Call Me Good Time Emo. Because I Love A Good Time! And My Name Is Emo.

I Used To Think That The Brain Was The Most Wonderful Organ In My Body. Then I Realized Who Was Telling Me This.

The Battle Of The Sexes Will Never Be Won As Long As We Keep Sleeping With The Enemy.