Girls Throw Their Panties On The Stage,

My Girlfriend Told Me That She Was Seeing Another Man. I Told Her To Rub Her Eyes.

The Battle Of The Sexes Will Never Be Won As Long As We Keep Sleeping With The Enemy.

Cell Phones Are Like A Dog's Nipples... You Don't Have To Shout Into Them!

Writer's Block Is A Myth. I Never See The Gardeners Suffering From Gardening Block.

I Picked Up A Hitch Hiker. You've Got To When You Hit Them.