I Was In A Bar The Other

Recently, I've Ventured Into The Mammal Family - So That's Good For My Sex Life.

Race Is Still Somewhat Of A Taboo In Comedy. But If You're A Minority, Then You Can Make Fun Of Your Own Minority. And That's A Nice Service That Many Of Them Provide.

My Grandmother's Brain Was Dead, But Her Heart Was Still Beating. It Was The First Time We Ever Had A Democrat In The Family.

I Lent A Friend Of Mine $10,000 For Plastic Surgery And Now I Don't Know What He Looks Like.

I Find You Can Often Find Humor Just By Turning Something Upside-down. Like A... Small Child.