The Nicest Present I Ever Got Was

My Jokes Are In My Head And I Have A Duplicate Copy Of My Jokes In A Lot Of British Comics' Heads, Where They Are Safe.

How Many People Here Have Telekenetic Powers? Raise My Hand.

I'm Learning Cuban. It's Like Spanish, But With Fewer Words For Luxury Items.

I Asked My Girlfriend, 'will You Marry Me?' She Said, 'we'll Have To Ask My Father.' So We Had A Seance And Jack Ruby Says, 'hello!'

My Mother Was Like A Sister To Me, Only We Didn't Have Sex Quite So Often.