He Is So Mean, He Won't Let

He Is So Mean, He Won't Let His Little Baby Have More Than One Measle At A Time.

A Mighty Good Sausage Stuffer Was Spoiled When The Man Became A Poet.

The Best Of All Physiciansis Apple Pie And Cheese!

But He Who Truly Loves Books Loves All Books Alike, And Not Only This, But It Grieves Him That All Other Men Do Not Share With Him This Noble Passion. Verily, This Is The Most Unselfish Of Loves!

Winkin', Blinkin', And Nod, One Night Sailed Off In A Wooden Shoe; Sailed Off On A River Of Crystal Light Into A Sea Of Dew. "where Are You Going And What Do You Wish?" The Old Moon Asked The Three. "we've Come To Fish For The Herring Fish That Live In This Beautiful Sea. Nets Of Silver And Gold Have We," Said Winkin', Blinkin', And Nod.