Let My Temptation Be A Book.

What Smells So? Has Somebody Been Burning A Rag, Or Is There A Dead Mule In The Back Yard? No, The Man Is Smoking A Five-cent Cigar.

When I Demanded Of My Friend What Viands He Preferred, He Quoth: "a Large Cold Bottle, And A Small Hot Bird!"

No Book Can Be Appreciated Until It Has Been Slept With And Dreamed Over.

Have You An Unexpurgated Copy Of Hannah More's 'letters To A Village Maiden'?

He Is So Mean, He Won't Let His Little Baby Have More Than One Measle At A Time.