It's Like The Fouth Of July In

I Like Radio And Live Performing Stuff. I Don't Like The Television Stuff As Much.

Mmm, Tastes Like Hepatitis!

A Lot Of People Would Say, To Be Truthful Is To Tell All, Every Dalliance, Every Crisis. They Might Be Right On Paper, But In Practice, It's Not A Great Way To Go.

I've Never Not Finished A Masturbatory Session Or A Pizza. Those Are The Two Things I've Never Left Behind.

I'm A Comedian, Not A Politician.