I Don't Have Anything Against My Mom,

If You Spend Your Life Walking Through Somebody Else's Museum, You Never Find Out Whether You're Rembrandt Or Not.

When I Am King, I Will Revise The Sexual Bases System So That Getting To First Base Will Include Oral Sex And Sodomy!

The Thing About A Good Podcast Is You Have To Have A Good Host. If You Don't Have A Compelling Host Then You Have Nothing.

You Don't Realize How Much You Use Your Credit Card Not Even To Buy Things. It's A Card You Get So You Can Navigate Society.

No, I Had Not Read Any Other Comedian's Book. Not That I Don't Enjoy Other Comedians; I'm Just Not A Reader.