Bologna Is A Deli Meat For People

A Fly Was Very Close To Being Called A Land, Because That's What It Does Half The Time.

I Have No Problem Not Listening To The Temptations.

I Got An Ant Farm; Them Fellas Didn't Grow Sh*t.

My Apartment Is Infested With Koala Bears. It's The Cutest Infestation Ever. Way Better Than Cockroaches. When I Turn On The Light A Bunch Of Koala Bears Scatter. But I Don't Want 'em To, You Know, I'm Like "hey, Hold On, Fellas. Let Me Hold One Of You. And Feed You A Leaf."

Do You Think I Am Standing Here, Making This Up As I Go? I Am Sorry To Disillusion You. I Am Not Robin Williams. I Am The King Of The Pen.