Have You Ever Had A Cookie? Then

I Was'nt Always Black. There Was This Freckel That Just Grew And Grew.

We Are The Only Animals That Let Our Kids Come Back Home.

I Use The Exercise Room Early, Because I Don't Want To Get On The Treadmill And Everyone's Going 'oh, Bill Cosby,' And Then They Come Around To See How Fast I'm Walking, And It Becomes Very Competitive.

I Love It When Mothers Get So Mad They Can't Remember Your Name. "come Here, Roy, Er, Rupert, Er, Rutabaga... What Is Your Name, Boy? And Don't Lie To Me, Because You Live Here, And I'll Find Out Who You Are."

Don't Talk Yourself Into Not Being You.