When A Person Has A Gun, Sometimes

Fatherhood Is Helping Your Children Learn English As A Foreign Language.

I Don't Have A Clue About The Way To Achievement, However The Way To Disappointment Is Attempting To Please Everyone.

It's Painful, But We Can't Heal Ourselves Unless We Cleanse The Wounds.

Poets Have Said That The Reason To Have Children Is To Give Yourself Immortality. Immortality? Now That I Have Five Children, My Only Hope Is That They Are All Out Of The House Before I Die.

My Wife Was A Beautiful Woman Before We Had Children.