When A Person Has A Gun, Sometimes

My Father Wanted Me To Play Pro Football, And He Didn't Like The Fact That I'd Left School. And He Said, "it Takes A Man To Play Football. And Any Fool Can Go Up On The Stage And Make An Ass Of Himself.

Men And Women Belong To Different Species And Communications Between Them Is Still In Its Infancy.

The Essence Of Childhood, Of Course, Is Play.

Women Don't Want To Hear What You Think. Women Want To Hear What They Think - In A Deeper Voice.

'don't Worry About Senility', My Grandfather Used To Say.