My Father Would Pass Gas And Then

Through Humor, You Can Soften Some Of The Worst Blows That Life Delivers.

You Can Never Give Complete Authority And Overall Power To Anyone Until Trust Can Be Proven.

Your Parents Put A Curse On You - Someday Your Kids Are Going To Act Just Like You.

The Only Thing That You Can Get Into Without A Lot Of Trouble Is A Lot Of Trouble.

I Did Not Want To Turn To Playing Golf Because Golf Is About As Much Exercise As Shuffling Cards.