My Father Would Pass Gas And Then

I Am Certainly Not An Authority On Love Because There Are No Authorities On Love, Just Those Who've Had Luck With It And Those Who Haven't.

I Cannot Understand How The Education Of This United States Of America Has Been Fooled Time And Time Again. Either Make It Separate But Equal Or Integrate, Therefore It Will Be Equal. And It Has Been Separate And Unequal.

You Know My Father's Favorite Game? Come Here And Pull My Finger.

I Wasn't Always Black... There Was This Freckle, And It Got Bigger And Bigger.

Your Parents Put A Curse On You - Someday Your Kids Are Going To Act Just Like You.