My Father Would Pass Gas And Then

Immortality Is A Long Shot, I Admit. But Somebody Has To Be First.

We Spoke To God About The Children, And We Were Afraid To Ask God For Specific Things. We Thought That It Might Be Too Much. So We Said To God 'please Give Us A Healthy Child' And Left It At That, Not Knowing That God Is A Generous God, But Also Has A Sense Of Humor. And If You Leave That Much Open For God, Some Wonderful Jokes Are Going To Come About.

There Is Hope For The Future Because God Has A Sense Of Humor And We Are Funny To God.

My Father Would Pass Gas And Then Blame It On Imaginary Animals.

It Isn't A Matter Of Black Is Beautiful As Much As It Is White Is Not All That's Beautiful.