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Any Man Today Who Returns From Work, Sinks Into A Chair, And Calls For His Pipe Is A Man With An Appetite For Danger.

That's Why Ears Have Cartilage, To Keep Them From Flapping.

And To Those People With No Children But Who Think They'd Like To Have Them Some Day To Fulfill Their Lives. Remember: With Fulfillment Comes Responsibility.

When You Carry A Gun, You Mean To Harm Somebody, Kill Somebody.

The Essence Of Childhood, Of Course, Is Play.