I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would

Debbie Reynolds Is As Wistful As An Iron Foundry.

I Don't Like To Play The Piano. It Makes Me Too Attractive.

Once He Makes Up His Mind, He's Full Of Indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

Now That Marilyn Monroe Is Kosher, Arthur Miller Can Eat Her.

I Played An Unsympathetic Part -- Myself.