I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would

George, If You Had To Do It All Over, Would You Fall In Love With Yourself Again?

An Epigram Is Only A Wisecrack That's Played At Carnegie Hall.

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)

A Politician Is A Man Who Will Double Cross That Bridge When He Comes To It.

I Don't Drink. I Don't Like It. It Makes Me Feel Good.