I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would

Harpo, She's A Lovely Person. She Deserves A Good Husband. Marry Her Before She Finds One.

I Played An Unsympathetic Part -- Myself.

I Don't Like To Play The Piano. It Makes Me Too Attractive.

I've Given Up Reading Books. I Find It Takes My Mind Off Myself.

Once He Makes Up His Mind, He's Full Of Indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower