This Job Will Drive Me To Drink,

California Is The Only State In The Union Where You Can Fall Asleep Under A Rose Bush In Full Bloom And Freeze To Death.

Take Me Down To The Bar! We'll Drink Breakfast Together!

You Can't Trust Water: Even A Straight Stick Turns Crooked In It.

I Can Do Anything I Want To Do!

A Comic Should Suffer As Much Over A Single Line As A Man With A Hernia Would In Picking Up A Heavy Barbell.