Good Must Triumph Over Evil. It Usually

The Great Majority Of People In England And America Are Modest, Decent And Pure-minded And The Amount Of Virgins In The World Today Is Stupendous.

I Always Wear Boot Polish On My Eyelashes, Because I Am A Very Emotional Person And It Doesn't Run When I Cry.

France Is The Only Place Where You Can Make Love In The Afternoon Without People Hammering On Your Door.

A Historical Romance Is The Only Kind Of Book Where Chastity Really Counts.

A Woman Asking 'am I Good? Am I Satisfied?' Is Extremely Selfish. The Less Women Fuss About Themselves, The Less They Talk To Other Women, The More They Try To Please Their Husbands, The Happier The Marriage Is Going To Be.