When You Get Past Fifty, You Have

Good Must Triumph Over Evil. It Usually Does In Life And In Any Case It's Bad For Young People To Believe It Doesn't.

To Sleep Around Is Absolutely Wrong For A Woman; It's Degrading And It Completely Ruins Her Personality. Sooner Or Later It Will Destroy All That Is Feminine And Beautiful And Idealistic In Her.

When You Get Past Fifty, You Have To Decide Whether To Keep Your Face Or Your Figure. I Kept My Face.

As Long As The Plots Keep Arriving From Outer Space, I'll Go On With My Virgins.

Every Woman Dreams Of Love. When She Is Young She Prays She Will Find It. When She Is Middle Aged She Hopes For It And When She Is Old She Remembers It.