All Other Things Being Equal, Greens Break

You Hear Stories About Me Beating My Brains Out Practising, But The Truth Is, I Was Enjoying Myself. I Couldn't Wait To Get Up In The Morning, So I Could Hit Balls. When I'm Hitting The Ball Where I Want, Hard And Crisply, It's A Joy That Very Few People Experience.

I Play With Friends, But We Don't Play Friendly Games.

Hit The Ball Up To The Hole... You Meet A Better Class Of People Up There.

Golf Is Not A Game Of Good Shots. It's A Game Of Bad Shots.

Golf Was My Life. I Didn't Want To Give It Up. So I Went To Work!