All Other Things Being Equal, Greens Break

Jesus Christ Can't Hit A Golf Ball Straight. It's Virtually Impossible - At Best It's An Accident.

Every Day That You Don't Practice Is One Day Longer Before You Achieve Greatness

I Play Golf With Friends Sometimes, But There Are Never Friendly Games.

Every Day You Miss Playing Or Practicing Is One Day Longer It Takes To Be Good.

I Never Played A Round When I Didn't Learn Something New About The Game.