I Have Found The Game To Be,

I Hate A Hook. It Nauseates Me. I Could Vomit When I See One. It's Like A Rattlesnake In Your Pocket.

Like Most Professional Golfers, I Have A Tendency To Remember My Poor Shots A Shade More Vividly Than The Good Ones.

The Only Thing A Golfer Needs Is More Daylight.

Control Is The Main Thing, And The Tee Shot Is The Most Important Shot In Golf. You've Got To Hit The Fairway Before You Have A Good Chance Of Putting The Ball Close To The Pin. You Can Be The Greatest Iron Player In The World, But If You're In The Boondocks It Won't Do You Any Good.

If A Man Can Shoot 10 Birdies, There's No Reason Why He Can't Shoot 18. Why Can't You Birdie Every Hole On The Course?