God, That Anthony Jeselnik Show Sounds Really

I Don't Have A Type, Really. But I've Always Been More Attracted To Girls Who Yell Fire.

It Was Important To Me To Be Cool As A Comedian. I Didn't Want To Be A Crowd-pleaser Who Sent Out The Vibe Of, "i Need You Guys." I Wanted To Be So Cool That The Audience Could Leave And I Would Still Be Killing, That I Didn't Want To Have To Rely On Them Or Need Them. That Really Appealed To Me.

You Look Like You Deep Fry Your Hands Before You Bite Your Fingernails.

Larry King Is So Old, He's Actually One Of The Jews That Killed Christ.

Everyone Has The Same Kind Of Fears; Everyone Has The Same Big Problems In The World, Which Is, Like, Fear Of Death And I Hope Horrible Things Dont Happen To My Family, But They Do. And I Think People Laugh At Them As This Great Release.