God Cannot Alter The Past, Though Historians

It Is Our Less Conscious Thoughts And Our Less Conscious Actions Which Mainly Mould Our Lives And The Lives Of Those Who Spring From Us.

A Sense Of Humor Keen Enough To Show A Man His Own Absurdities Will Keep Him From The Commission Of All Sins, Or Nearly All, Save Those Worth Committing.

It Is Not He Who Gains The Exact Point In Dispute Who Scores Most In Controversy - But He Who Has Shown The Better Temper.

If God Wants Us To Do A Thing, He Should Make His Wishes Sufficiently Clear. Sensible People Will Wait Till He Has Done This Before Paying Much Attention To Him.

Brigands Demand Your Money Or Your Life; Women Require Both.